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New year. Same old stupid.

A day or two ago, a man named Robert King sent me an email. That's okay. He's some aikido-affiliated person, so I'm happy to read anything he has to say, even if it's about fun-sounding events that I can't go to. I do, however, sincerely wish that he was called something else. Because now every time I check my inbox, I see his name out of the corner of my eye, think it says Robot King, and then experience an intense wave of disappointment when I realize my mistake.

So... new year's resolution: learn how to read. And... accept that, in the reality I currently inhabit, robot kings will never email me. I think I can handle that!